cait says
These are the things I say, make, do, and think. No one has to like it. I'm not sure if i even will.
I long for a return to the days when I didn’t have to stay up until the wee hours of the morning typing formal documents in which I have no real interest. I think the worst part is that every minute of my day is planned. From the moment I wake up until the moment I finish my designated tasks of the evening, I am on a set schedule. I changed my mind. The worst part really is that whenever I am doing something for me, something I really enjoy, I always have the anxiety of unfinished assignments eating away at my mind. It’s hard to have any fun when it’s always accompanied by the ticking away of valuable minutes that could be spent getting the multitude of unfinished work done.
i have a car, but it sucks. i need a better car
“I would have just kept sticking it until I got it in her.”
Very matter-of-factly stated by Joe’s father when referencing the doctor’s inability to put an IV into his daughter Allison’s arm.
Q: how do you catch a polar bear? A: you cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When he tries to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
our customers can be bitches.
I thoroughly enjoyed watching America’s Got Talent with Grandpa and his girlfriend, Rosie. They’re narrating every detail such as: “oh he’s going to sing” “that jerk gave him an x already” and my favorite (while referencing Howie Mandel)” that’s the security guard from Jerry Springer; he’s got his own TV show now”
During the commercial break, there was an Activia commercial. Rosie told Grandpa that the spokeswoman (Jamie Lee Curtis) was Joanne Woodward, Paul Newman’s wife, and continued to talk for another minute and a half about how good she looks.
This is too good.
I fucking hate firestone. I wish I could legally assault every moron that has ever worked there and every parent that spawned these fucking douchers.
